Cailet

Cailet is an Epicurean apprentice in the wizardry. She may have been initially elevated to the staff in July of 2014 by Valyn and Cylis (disputed; see the article for Kizayaen-Cailet Controversy) for her latent psychic code powers and cheerfully murderous disposition. Or murderously cheerful disposition. It's sometimes tough to tell the difference.

Projects

In Progress

1. Heuristic algorithmic approaches to meson charge inhibition (probation project)

Completed

1. Alleged relationship with ex-high-ranking-wizard
2. Making the wiki less nonexistant

Plans

Here the repellent harpies make their nests,
Who drove the Trojans from the Strophades
With dire announcements of the coming woe.
They have broad wings, a human neck and face,
Clawed feet and swollen, feathered bellies; they caw
Their lamentations in the eerie trees.

 - Dante Alighieri
Divina Commedia I, Inferno

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Not because this will get you into Heaven or keep you out of Hell; not
due to your gratitude for the undeserved grace of God; not because you
love Jesus, who asks this of you or because you're trying to follow his
model of the best of humanity; not because of the law and the prophets
or because of some Kantian or Rawlsian imperative or some utilitarian
calculus.

Simply follow the Golden Rule because it will protect you from becoming
a gaping asshole.

If being gay is a sin, then I'm going straight...

...

... to hell, and flirting with every cute girl on the way.

Trivia

Cailet is listed as a contributing author in the seminal white paper "The Wizard Bongay, His Brazen Head and Fearsome Doom: Some Early Lessons Learned."